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Monday, 28 March 2011

KW And KP Can't Do E.T.

So, it's the 28th again, and instead of discussing issues that I find more relevant to this blog, such as the Japan earthquake or my views on the foreign intervention on Libya, I am instead under a self-imposed obligation commenting on the exploits of the talented musician and arrogant, self-righteous manchild, Michael Jackson Kanye West. So what's new this month?: Well, some utterly boring shit related to more music video nonsense. As an update on last month: Turns out that Kanye does in fact care for other people than himself (and his late mother). That shoddy eye-sore of a video that was "All Of The Lights" was noted, adjusted and edited for the sake of the fans that are prone to photogenic seizures. I have to admit that this is very considerate of him since firstly, he recognizes the last 5-10 seconds of his video with flashing colours was downright inexcusable, and he avoids any potential subpoenas from some litigious cad presumably with an incurably awful taste in music (or is perhaps a more seizure-prone version of me). Anyways, he's teamed up with the likes of Katy Perry, who notably when she's not frolicking with Snoop Dogg in the dictatorship of Willy Wonka after taking the wrong to Albuquerque California, likes kissing girls. I know, shock horror, innit? Well, her parents apparently thought so (I get the feeling)...

(She also likes hanging around with Elmo...)




The duo made the song called "E.T." , which was not a homage to a wrinkly alien who can't make his way home nor Steven Spielberg. Now, I've heard the song and I thought, "Well, it's not that mediocre". To be honest, I hardly strive to expect much from pop musicians during this decade. This is probably the best song I've heard all year. That's a lie, by the way. This is the best song I've heard all year:



Anyways, the point is that while the song is out, Kanye and Katy Perry haven't finished working on the video and there was an incident where the video got uploaded onto YouTube before briefly taking it down. From what I can see Katy looks pretty alien (no pun intended, really):




For what's it's worth the lyrics are ridiculous. If Kanye really wanted to take the initiative and rap about how he's a manipulate hypersexual extraterrestrial, he should've dressed in drag and sampled one of the songs from The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Damn, I've just revealed the secret!)

Grow back an afro and Kanye could become the black Frank-n-Furter.

(The song Kanye should be sampling or have sampled already)



I'm sorry but some of the lyrics don't make any goddamn sense. An alien is not supernatural, by definition. Those would be ghosts. Or demons. Or genies. Or angels. Or even gods. Allow me to illustrate the difference here:

This is an alien.
This is a god.
This is an alien...AI...thing... (Although you wouldn't have guessed)

This is a...well...God...possibly (This is not looking good...)

He's an alien.

He's a god (Oh, dear...)
He is an alien...god...being...(F-F-Fuck it! I give up!)

Anyways, the point is, the lyrics are silly, but there ways to make a concept video that makes the song that much better. Like "Work It Out" was one of my least favourite songs in College Dropout album before I saw the video. Then it became that much better. I'll update it as soon as it comes out, but I'll say this: There are ways that you can make being an alien with a completely foreign sexuality if that's what your aiming for. Katy Perry to be fair is getting the idea from the looks of it. But looking like an alien who is weirdly sexy isn't enough, since I think that's what the song was going for. You have to adopt qualities that would make for a sexy alien. Like alien fetish fuel. In any case, what I have to say is to an extent, irrelevant since there is always those goddamn morons who are impressed easily by that sort of bullshit, as long as you put a shitty rave techno beat. I just thought that, maybe, just maybe, we can actually to be as creative and amazing as possible. Not this cheap concept laziness, followed by ass-kissing pseudo-reviews simply because you're an established star, and you like the stupid flashing lightings in the vid and you think the star wearing glasses is oh-so-cool.
 Anyways, I'll leave you with this video, as a parting note. Bye for now.




"Asshole!"
"Slut!"

UPDATE - 4.3.2011: I just watched the "E.T." video, and it's actually pretty good. It actually redeems the banality of the lyrics. It did everything I hoped it would do, if not more. Kathy Perry as an alien actually evolves into several stages which at least vaguely humanoid. Apart from the last one, which is very humanoid. As for Kanye: No comment (I say that because I'm tired of slagging him off)  Sorry, the update came late. Anyways here's the video:



See you soon.

Monday, 14 March 2011

Japan Earthquake: Scales Of Being Pissed the Fuck Off IN One Day

If you didn't already know, I was angry as I wrote this.

Nature. An impartial and harsh mistress to the affairs and suffering of humanity, who on occasion has very violent fits. It is this perspective of nature that is often avoided by the deeply religious when discussing "divine perfect creation". After all, after such events occur, our species found it to be more comforting to appeal to the invisible beings that is master of whatever natural phenomena occurs. The forefathers what came before us quickly realized that the world around us is a pretty hostile place: Stronger, tougher and faster animals than us, poisonous plants, fevers and diseases, not to mention the natural forces themselves. Faced with the hostility and apparent unpredictability of natural forces, which can be as brief as it is devastating, led our ancestors to assume that unseen magical forces; gods, are behind them. So we conjure up several gods to appeal to. For the sun gods: Ra, Krishna, Apollo, Surya were worshipped across different cultures; for the storms, Raijin, Zeus, Thor, Enlil, Indra, Shango, Set, Raijin,...Yahweh...and gods who create earthquakes, such as Poseidon and Yamazu. Over time, we began to understand these forces for what they are: natural processes, explained by chemistry and physics.

On March 11, 2011, Japan experienced its most powerful earthquake and the world's fourth most devastating, with a magnitude 8.9-9.0 on the Richter scale. In the actual earthquake, Japan did relatively fine for reasons I'll come on to, however, the real killer was the tsunami it brought towards Sendai. A waves between 4 metres and three stories would wipe out entire towns and villages. As of today, around 1,700 people are confirmed dead, with over 1,900 injured and 1,700 missing. with an estimate of casualties reaching tens of thousands. In addition to this, Sendai has around 11 nuclear power plants, six of which are, of have experienced failures. The Fukushima I nuclear reactor had experienced a partial meltdown after there was an explosion at the building, but the reactor itself was not damaged. A similar incident happened on reactor 3 of the plant. As for the Fukushima II Nuclear Power Plant, all four units were successfully shut down, amidst the earthquake. While it isn't expected to be another Chernobyl, the fears of a full meltdown led to the evacuation of 200,000 people. So yes, things are bad and very tense.

This Sunday has been a pretty crap one, if I say so myself. Not as the crap as those in Sendai, of course. But still pretty bad. Now I regularly watch the program, The Big Questions. There are occasions where it's really good, and those where is just a talking shop. In this week's episode, one of the topics of discussion was whether the Sendai earthquake brings into question a loving God. Since I've come across theodicies long before I did theodicy in religious studies class, my response upon hearing this subject, was this:





For me, it got a little bit worse. You see, there was an Islamic philosopher, Adam Deen claimed that the earthquake in Japan was, of all things, a test provided from the Invisible Almighty himself. Now, I've heard a lot of this stuff from Muslims in my religious studies class, school, Facebook perhaps more times than I heard it from Christians, and I still live in a fundamentalist Christian household (officially). Anyways, my point is: I don't understand why it is when faced a the problem of an omnipotent, omniscient deity, who is somehow able to relate with humanity to the point he is personal, and becomes involved with the physical world through "miracles", often in relatively moderate problems to solve, somehow wants to test millions of Japanese people by permitting a natural disaster to directly kill 1,700 people (as of Sunday 13th), and injure almost two thousands, while forcing hundreds of thousands out of their homes. Sure, you could argue that the survivors could have learned something really important about the human spirit. But then, does it really have to come at the consequence for someone's father, someone's mother, someone's grandparents or aunt's and uncle's, someone's children; who are if not directly killed by the earthquake and tsunami, are missing with no knowing of whether they are even alive or not?

We sit here and make pointless pontifications on the "morality" of an earthquake, when time would be better spent preparing for them, or investigating how they occur or if it already occurred, aiding the ones that have suffered. Surely, it's equally just as plausible that if an entity beyond the physical laws in which he can interfere every so often, isn't it equally plausible such an entity is not only not all-good, but actively malevolent? And personally gives out natural disasters to torture humanity, as it's more fun than outright killing all of them? Also, that such a being would only give out spurious relatively tiny "miracles" to pretend that it/he/she possesses a form of morality? So yes, That's the first form of being a bit cheesed off.

The next form of when I was, once again, pressured to accompany my family so that they can get their "Jesus High". I has hoping nothing stupid was said about the Japan earthquake during my uncomfortable stay. But I was to be disappointed. Turns out the Japan earthquake was predicted, yes, predicted...by the Bible. Funny thing is, Matthew 27:51 was mentioned, which says:

"And behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;"

And it continues on to 27:53 which says:

"And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose; and came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into went into the holy city, and appeared unto many".

And then, Hebrews 12:25-29:

"See that ye refuseth not that speaketh. For if they escaped not who refused him that spake on earth, much more shall not we escape, if we turn away from him that speaketh from heaven: Whose voice then shook the earth: but now he hath promised saying, Yet once more signifieth the removing of those things that are shaken, as of things that are made, that those things which cannot be shaken may remain, Wherefore we receiving a kingdom which cannot be moved, let us have grace, whereby we may serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear: For our God is a consuming fire."
(They didn't read it in King James but, yeah.)

And, my response was this:


You see, I've actually written on them confusing natural geological activity for prophecies in the same book from people who really didn't have much foresight past the next generation or two. Such as the Icelandic volcano eruption and the resulting ash cloud to which they inconsiderately cite the um, Wrath of God™ for secularization or selfishness or whatever. So it's kinda part and parcel with these people. But this is where I really got cheesed off:

If you don't know, there's a group of jingoistic asshats who've ironically done a great disservice to their country by affecting how people perceive them. You see, these select few Americans thought it'd be okay to spout some nationalistic fervor and claim that the earthquake was just deserved. And this is when I got pissed off:

Apparently, the earthquake was some form of judgement or karmic payback for, of all things, Pearl Harbor. On Facebook:
The censorship was all me. They should be thanking me for protecting their worthless identities from (more) hate.



Yes. Because all Japanese people need to recompense for its Imperialistic outlook introduced by a man who's been dead for over twenty years, publicly apologised, renounced his status as a descendant of Amaterasu (kinda), and had his country under occupation by the Allied forces for over seven years. There's also this little tidbit they'd seem to have forgotten after Pearl Harbor happened, for (*cough*) "karmic retribution":

Yeah. I'd have thought people remember that little incident in their history books. And learned how 80,000 people were killed when the Fat Man detonated at Nagasaki. Perhaps remembering this can put a bit more perspective to those jingoistic nimrods. But never mind me. Here's a reaction to such bullshit from Christian user on YouTube that funnily enough, I actually have time for (And by Christian, this extends into the morality sense. And no, I'm not being sarcastic). Maybe I should be careful about these posts, since I often need to remember that not all religious people are jerks disconnected with reality. So here's her reaction to the donuts who think the earthquake in Japan is "karmic retribution":




So allow me to you guys in: We now know how earthquakes occur. They occur from the build-up of tectonic activity on the two opposing plates, with a sudden release of energy. In this case, the event of one ocean plate being pushed under a plate of land mass, or subduction. As the island of Japan is near the subduction zone, it will receive several earthquakes, and issue out warnings when seismic activity is detected. It is not completely unexpected outside magic books like these...prophecy jerks like to insist, neither is a test, or "karmic retribution". It is a natural event. Granted, it's the most powerful earthquake Japan has ever experienced, but it's a natural event nonetheless. That's all. All we need to do is show our support to the organisations offering to them. Thanks for reading.