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Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Ghetto Barbie and Ken

Well, as part of my monthly thing, I'm doing my monthly updates on bringing stupid and crap news about a certain rapper who demands attention, and thus I'm providing a dose  of such nonsense as part of the agreement. Tis a shame, though. I was on a role on attacking classic bullshit, refuting the claims with evidence, rational arguments and so on and so forth. But now I'm back to Kanye again.

So, what's new? Oh nothing but a source I found from some website calling itself Zacquisha (probably like all putrid pop-culture sites, it's a focal point for a Zac Efron shrine or something):

"Kanye West can’t be all that bad as he is taking Nicki Minaj under his wing.
Rapping greenhorn Nicki Minaj looks up to Kanye West as her true-blue mentor. Despite the negative publicities that hound the 33 year old rapper, Nicki has only good words for Kanye she is comfortable asking him advice about music, career and even fashion. Nicki insists that Kanye West is a “good person” whom she has “well-rounded conversation” about things that matter to her.
Meanwhile, Kanye West was again heard ranting in front of a concert audience about his so-called haters in response to the success of his newly released album “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.”"
 Take a look at the last paragraph. Nice to see that Kanye's favourite past-time of ranting to the crowd hasn't died down. Such a healthy ego. You go on, Kanye! Keep calling out those imaginary haters which keep trying to pull you down for being excellent. Just don't let me hear that you're going after people who've just come out of their teens again, cos' I'll fucking own ya! Mmkay?

So yes, Kanye's decided to take on Nicki Minaj as a protege. Does anyone know who Nicki Minaj is? Well, allow me introduce you to Obi Wan Kanyeezy's young padawan:

This is Nicki Minaj. And yes, she's stealing the look of, of all people, Lady Gaga. Well, one of them, anyway.

In any case, from hearing her music, Nicki Minaj for the most part seems like a rather talented rapper, although perhaps too little, too late for me since I've long since been disenchanted with hip-hop. Partly because much of it has gotten incredibly lazy and stupid in the past decade. And it should go without saying that I'm not interested with the obnoxious persona that made this piece of crap with Will.I.Am.:



Between the two of them, they actually make it harder for black people to admit that they like anime and Japanese culture in general and find it cool. And that's considering the people who I hang out with. I mean, I don't seriously think the term "weeaboo" is a serious insult, especially considering where it came from (The image board by the name of 4Chan), but that video alone could inspire a black-based pejorative, which would be possibly more offensive.

Although an interesting question is put forward: Since Nicki Minaj is signed to Ca$h Money Records, which is the record label of Lil' Wayne, why is she under Kanye West's wing, and not Lil' Wayne? Well, go read the first paragraph again. This is Lil' Wayne, BTW.

Young Money millionaire, indeed.
Nicki goes to Kanye for tips on fashion. I consider this to be a very good thing. Sure, I have reason to believe that Kanye's an idiot. But you surely can't deny his good sense of fashion:



The man is on the front cover of GQ. Seriously. Now, compare this to Lil' Wayne's "fashion sense":
Seriously, what the fuck? I had to struggle pretty hard to notice that his T-shirt had the image of Martin Luther King on it. And those who are reading this probably just realised this. Anyways, Lil' Wayne, I'm no fashion expert, but if you insisting in going all white, you can keep the hat, but lose the black sneakers, FFS. And pull your pants up, you're not in prison anymore.


And also, most importantly, musically Nicki could be going in a different direction. Not that I entirely care. Personally, I think Kanye is actually a better rapper than Lil' Wayne. I heard many a rap fan say Lil' Wayne is the greatest MC because he comes out with some next-level shit, popping some different lyrics you ain't even thought about...in reality, he pulls the shit out of his arse. And not even in a good way. At least Kanye uses actual word-pay and metaphors. Nicki may be on Lil' Wayne's record label, but her going to Lil' Wayne's advice on music is like Missy Elliott going to ODB...expect even ODB's lyrics made some degree of sense. And no, this doesn't mean I think "Yeezy" is the best rapper alive, it just means that "Weezy" isn't. Not that I care either way.


I think Kanye and Nicki might do each other good. With Kanye's blatant sampling, and Nicki Minaj's "biting" ("Like a dungeon dragon" was originally Busta Rhymes' bar), they might even rename themselves Snatch n' Bite. Although Minaj does seem to be somewhat decent. An effective double-entrendre!

So that's it: A brief Kanye article.which said little of Kanye himself this time round. Well, my New Year's Resolution is to find his Twitter and follow it. I'm not going to do a recap of the year for him since I just started this last month. So here's to Ghetto Barbie and Ken! (Even though Kanye's not ghetto)

Sunday, 26 December 2010

Happy Holidays! (Please Don't Get Butthurt Over Me Not Saying Christmas)

Tis' the season for freezing...as in your arse off. And being jolly. That as well.

It's that time of year again! It's the Happy Holidays! (Christmas for those who aren't aware of inclusive terms such as this)

Unfortunately, I didn't receive any presents whatsover. T_T
Fortunately, I did spend a great Christmas (Yes, I'm calling it Christmas now) with my family, plenty of good food, and good old-fashionsed TV watching. And I have to say, even after watching it several times from my youth, How The Grinch Stole Christmas is still one of the most heartwarming animations I've ever seen. Even more so as I've gotten older.

He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch...
Now, I'll come back to the reason for this, later on, I'm just going to talk about how I've not got much ideas for this post. While I could talk about how Christmas was originally a holiday celebrating the winter solstice, or that the suggestion that Santa Claus wears red because of Coca Cola advertising is patently false, since a number of people are doing that already, I think I'll make a quick mention about something that pops up every year around this time by fervently religious people and that's the so-called "War on Christmas". Don't worry, this is a short post.



Every year, there's been this claim that the true meaning of Christmas has been taken away by secularists, or a politically correct society of sorts, because they dare refer to it as "Happy Holidays". In the U.S.A., it's pretty bad because there's obviously a high numbers of evangelists, priests or any other Christian religious authority coming out of the woods and appearing on TV to spout this nonsense. And in the U.K., the same occurs, although not to the extent in the United States. And even if the "War on Christmas" is mentioned, the Daily Mail would be the first to tell us. Basically, the argument is that they're trying to remove Jesus, or its Christian roots from the holiday, and somehow attacking their religion by doing so. A few reason as to why this is rubbish:
  1. Christmas is but one of many traditions that are pagan in origin to eclipse the rival religion, Mithraism. The church leaders felt threatened enough by this religion to use it to comemorate Jesus' birth. I should've really called it Mithrasmas. This is also partly why Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas.
  2. Four centuries after Jesus was (supposedly) born, nobody cared when he was born (as in which month), and more focus was placed on after his birth. And by that, I mean what he did in his life. As common with founders of religions, legendary tales of the person's birth are assigned to the figure to make him seem more extraordinary. This has also been done with Muhammad, (Gautama) Buddha etc. 
  3. If anything, he would've likely been born in the spring if the descriptions of his birth is anything to go by. Of course, I already pointed out that the tale of his birth may have been made up entirely.
  4. The holiday, while having Christian influences to it has long since been secularized with the phenomena of commercialization associated with Christmas. In other words, people buying lots of crap they don't really need, many of which they use only for Christmas. Even if it was Jesus' holiday, if you're not using it as an oppurtunity to make charitable deeds, you're doing it wrong. Jesus above all else was opposed to greed. He would turn in his grave (Oh right, he's not in there) at the sight of this:

And 4. alone has proven there isn't so much a War on Christmas anymore. Those who claim this have technically already lost before people supposedly started fighting. The reason why "Happy Holidays" is used to refer to Christmas is not because of people hating on Jesus. It's because it's understood that during this period, there are several holidays in different cultures. They include Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yule and funnily enough, even Hallowe'en. This imagined warfare on Christmas is merely an expression of the prejudices that they hold for other cultures. I mean seriously guys, are you going to stop worshipping Jesus if you don't hear the term Christmas? No! So stop getting all butthurt over it. I don't believe in Jesus, but I personally don't care if they call it Christmas or not. It's a holiday for festivities and giving.


 This brings me to my next point; It's rather hypocritical to claim the holiday on behalf of Jesus, and then spend massive amounts of money only for your own amusement, on decorations and expensive gifts to flaunt in your neighbour's face. If you wish to uphold the spirit of Christmas, then focus on the unity and togetherness it brings, spend time with friends and family and if you can, give to the less fortunate in any way you can either through things you own or even their company.

That is why I loved the movie of How the Grinch Stole Christmas so much: The Grinch believed that the citizens of Whoville were just celebrating their wealth and materialism so much during Christmas. while he had nothing. Which made him very envious. So out of spite, he stole every single gift out of the town believing that he would end Christmas once and for all. However, even after everything was gone from the Whos, the true spirit of Christmas never disappeared among them, and they sang together in unison celebrating the festive season. Upon seeing their warmth, the Grinch finally realized he could never truly steal Christmas, and the gifts alone would never bring him joy as he realized the error of his ways. His heart grew warm, and finally, he returned everything he ever stole to them (as promised to the little infant), and they were hospitable enough to share their joy, company and food with the Grinch during Christmas. And that to me, is the true meaning of Christmas.

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Teh Gays, Teh Govement vs. Jesus

Persecution Complex with the world's largest religion.

I was hoping to avoid even writing about religion at least until the New Year comes by. But with the article on the OIC, the UDHR and the Third Commission on the General Assembly, that was pretty much unavoidable. I've now learned that there will always be something that is so obviously ridiculous and stupid, that only given a pseudo-logical defense on the pathetic excuse that they're just following guidelines of some ancient textbook, that would piss me off. Especially if I still live with paranoid fantasists I call my family.

So basically, As living with these people means that I have to endure them indulging in superstitious beliefs as they head off to a place where like-minded folks go through much mental wanking over the archaic textbook serving as their moral guideline. Why, I'm talking about church, of course!

Interestingly, during this period, there's being something of a "reform" going on there. And by reform, I obviously mean "taking it back to basics" as most fundamentalists do. Somehow, the idea that the organizational structure of church should return to small, communal groups in which people meet up as they talk about the same nomadic scribblings they the nerve to call "the Good Book".

So, what have I learned about the a-changin' times? Well, apparently the freedom of religion and worship, is a myth. Well, not a myth, just not completely honest. Basically, I heard from the church leader about some guy who was gay suing a preacher because they removed for speaking his views on homosexuality, sorry, what the Good Book says about homosexuality. I discovered but two different tales on this, obscured sorely because of the fact that fundamentalist religious people insist on referring to gay people as "a homosexual" as if they don't have names. You can always tell if someone is being intolerant if they don't even so much as refer to them as a person.

So the first story I could find of is the Westboro Baptist Church being sued by the family of a soldier killed in the Iraq War. So what does this have to do with homosexuality? Well, not much except that the WBC has a prolific history of their vitriolic anti-gay protests, which for some reason has extended to Iraq War soldiers, several celebrities, the President of the United States (both George W. Bush and Barack Obama), Sweden and oddly enough, quite a few fundamentalist preachers; most of them under the same banner as "fag-enablers" or "fag pimps". I mean, the church even has a website called http://www.godhatesfags.com as well as godhatesamerica.com, and several godhatesexample.com to go with it. They're basically being sued for invasion of privacy and intentionally inflicting distress to the family. Anyone with even a semblance of sanity would agree that this is at least an understandable reason to why a family would sue a group who continuously pickets funerals of dead soldiers spouting their hateful vitriol to people in mourning. And for that reason, I doubt the church would be so stupid, bigoted and willfully ignorant as to defend the actions of the WBC in any case (save for the circumstances where the First Amendment covers them), where even "Focus on the Family" refers to them as a "hateful group".


(When even Fox News is disgusted by such unwarranted hate speech, then you really are scum)


For that reason, I suspect what was actually being referred to was the second article I discovered which was of a gay man appealing to a human rights tribunal because his church where he served as an altar boy for, removed him from duties for being gay (Interesting that this story was picked despite the church being Catholic, despite them hating Catholicism). Now those of us who actually care about things like discrimination and the rights of all people would probably think that the church is kind of messed up for doing that. But no, not with Christians! It's an attack on their faith! Things are gonna get rougher for the followers of Christ from nowm on! The End Times are coming! A few things though that they conveniently neglected to mention though (other than the church was Catholic and are therefore not True Christians™)

1. The guy was forced out of the church after 12 other members pressured the bishop to take action.
2. The gay man was in fact celibate. Imagine that! And here I thought they were obsessed with sexual immorality!
3. His name was Jim Corcoran. (I find this important to mention because I prefer to address even people I despise as, you know, people. Not labels that only characterize one aspect of them)
4. Not only did Corcoran lose his case against the church, but while many Christian blogs like to pander around the story of  Bishop De Angelis forgiving him, the fact remains that he's still not allowed in the church and in fact, the church hasn't made contact with him since.

The astonishing thing about this is on point 2. Corcoran, in accordance with the teachings of the Catholic Church actually refrained from "homosexual behaviour", since it is a "grave depravity" (So men fucking men is wrong, but priests fucking little boys is A-OK, huh?) .In fact, he's probably two shades away from being part of the so-called "ex-gay" community. But that wasn't enough for these bigots. No, upon discovering he's gay from his own blog, they sought to remove him from church regardless of whether or not he actually engaged in sex with a man. And then, fundie Christians are asshurt if he finds the balls to sue their bigoted asses for this travesty, and claim their beliefs are being attacked, even if they're winning. Granted, I don't think he should've sued the Church either. In fact, I think less energy, money and time would've been spent if he simply decided to leave the church, and abandon the archaic self-destructive beliefs been promoted as reality. However, while I do respect the turmoil that he goes through in reconciling his beliefs with his sexuality, the reality is so long as there are jerks like this, placed as authorities of the faithful, there will always be cases like this.

But the rant, mistaken as spiritual word didn't stop there. Oh no. Apparently,  Senate voting in favour of repealing Don't Ask, Don't Tell (awaiting Barack Obama's signature as of this post); there was much prayer throughout the early morning (Gee, and here I would've thought that fundie Christians like the idea of homosexuals running to shot at and/or get killed by someone who doesn't like them. Like the Taliban, for instance) OK, let's ignore that her in the United Kingdom, we already accept LGBT members in the military. We've done so for over ten years. A brief history of DADT:

Don't Ask, Don't Tell was a "compromise"  that came about in 1993 during the Presidency of Bill Clinton. You see, Clinton campaigned on the promise that gays and lesbians would be allowed to serve in the military without discrimination. This promise was made difficult to uphold due to Congress electing to put the existing gay ban into federal law. Prior to DADT, in accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice Title 10, Subtitle G, Section 654, it says in Statute (a) paragraph (13) that:

The prohibition of homosexual conduct is a longstanding element of military law that continues to be necessary in the unique circumstances of military service.

And in paragraph (15):
(15) The presence in the armed forces of persons who demonstrate a propensity or intent to engage in homosexual acts would create an unacceptable risk to the high standards of morale, good order and discipline, and unit cohesion that are the essence of military capability. (b) Policy.— A member of the armed forces shall be separated from the armed forces under regulations prescribed by the Secretary of Defense if one or more of the following findings is made and approved in accordance with procedures set forth in such regulations:
(1) That the member has engaged in, attempted to engage in, or solicited another to engage in a homosexual act or acts unless there are further findings, made and approved in accordance with procedures set forth in such regulations, that the member has demonstrated that—
(A) such conduct is a departure from the member’s usual and customary behavior;
(B) such conduct, under all the circumstances, is unlikely to recur;
(C) such conduct was not accomplished by use of force, coercion, or intimidation;
(D) under the particular circumstances of the case, the member’s continued presence in the armed forces is consistent with the interests of the armed forces in proper discipline, good order, and morale; and
(E) the member does not have a propensity or intent to engage in homosexual acts.
(2) That the member has stated that he or she is a homosexual or bisexual, or words to that effect, unless there is a further finding, made and approved in accordance with procedures set forth in the regulations, that the member has demonstrated that he or she is not a person who engages in, attempts to engage in, has a propensity to engage in, or intends to engage in homosexual acts.
(3) That the member has married or attempted to marry a person known to be of the same biological sex. 

 (I would add more but its more effective to simply read it for yourself) In other words, in accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, gays and bisexuals were to be discharged immediately. So, Don't Ask, Don't Tell was a cop-out served to compromise this, by allowing gays and lesbians in the military without fear of a witch-hunt (Don't Ask), as long they don't reveal their sexual orientation. The idea goes in a few stages:

  1. Gays and lesbians risk losing their security clearance.
  2. Unscrupulous persons often attempt to blackmail gays and lesbians into revealing classified information rather than have their sexual orientation revealed to their commanding officer in a letter.
  3. If the commanding officer learns of their sexual orientation in a letter this would result in the loss of their security clearance, lest they continue to have access to classified information which they might reveal to a blackmailer.
  4. See part 1.
The problem was that more, not fewer soldiers were discharged under this policy. Since 1993, over 13,000 soldiers were discharged over DADT. The highest number of military personnel being 1,273 discharges in 2001 (This sharply dropped after 9/11, but it was still pretty bad, reaching around 600 discharges a year until 2009). And it wasn't really the case of teh gayz being loudmouthed in the military , or feeling the need to be open about themselves. It was superiors actively trying to search for information about troops in personal webpages, personal letters, personal ads, despite their being the presence of "Don't Ask". Even sillier is the excuse given for this ridiculous ban in the first place. It was claimed that somehow, having teh gayz in the military would somehow affect unit cohesion or morale. Here's a little statement from the American Psychological Association:

Empirical evidence fails to show that sexual orientation is germane to any aspect of military effectiveness including unit cohesion, morale, recruitment and retention (Belkin, 2003; Belkin & Bateman, 2003; Herek, Jobe, & Carney, 1996; MacCoun, 1996; National Defense Research Institute, 1993). Comparative data from foreign militaries and domestic police and fire departments show that when lesbians, gay men and bisexuals are allowed to serve openly there is no evidence of disruption or loss of mission effectiveness (Belkin & McNichol, 2000–2001; Gade, Segal, & Johnson, 1996; Koegel, 1996).
When openly gay, lesbian and bisexual individuals have been allowed to serve in the U.S. Armed Forces (Cammermeyer v. Aspin, 1994; Watkins v. United States Army, 1989/1990), there has been no evidence of disruption or loss of mission effectiveness.
The U.S. military is capable of integrating members of groups historically excluded from its ranks, as demonstrated by its success in reducing both racial and gender discrimination (Binkin & Bach, 1977; Binkin, Eitelberg, Schexnider, & Smith, 1982; Kauth & Landis, 1996; Landis, Hope, & Day, 1984; Thomas & Thomas, 1996)
 And seriously, in the battlefield, the enemy is not going to stop and ask which one of the soldiers is gay if they're trying to kill them anyway.

"You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight."
- Barry Goldwater
 So what next to be asshurt about? Oh, nothing but this little "gem":

"There going to pressure the church to allow gay marriages. So we have to make a stand...Either you stand Jesus, or you stand against him."

Well, first off I'd like to point out that we don't have same-sex marriages in the UK. We have civil partnerships. That's not the same thing. And yes, following the Equality Act 2010, civil partnerships in England and Wales (note: not the whole of the UK, such as Northern Ireland) may now enter a religious venue if the building's proprietor is willing to conduct it. In other words, the state is not forcing you to marry couples, and you can refuse if you want to (I'm curious to why a gay couple would want to join a Pentecostal church anyway, let alone one that holds openly homophobic views). In fact, the first show of being asshurt over this bill was shown by, surprise surprise, a number of Roman Catholic bishops. In addition with a few of the Anglican clergy. The claim was that they were going to be prosecuted under the bill for refusing to allow gays, lesbians and transsexuals to join the priesthood (Interesting I hear all these tales involving groups that are apparently not True Christians™). Before we even get to changing the definition of marriage, I'd like you to read something:

"[miscegenation] will destroy our [white] race eventually...a pastor friend of mine tells me that a couple of opposite race live next door to his church as man and wife."
That was by Jerry Falwell, who had a massive history actively opposing anti-segregation laws. I've never seen him actually renounce those views publicly even up until the end of his life.

You might say, "Well, that's nowhere in the Bible!" to which I would reply, "LOL!":

Numbers 25:6-9 "And behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought to his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel...And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazaar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand; And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel."

Numbers 25:10-13: "And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned my wrath away from the children of Israel, while he was zealous for my sake among them, that I consumed not the children of Israel in my jealousy. Wherefore say, Behold, I give unto him my covenant of peace: And he shall have it, and his seed after him, even the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was zealous for his God, and made an atonement for the children of Israel."

So basically, Phinehas, whose granddad is Aaron, and grand-uncle is Moses; saw the interracial couple, killed them with a spear, and got rewarded by God with eternal priesthood, staving him from killing all of them. Well, at least we know about how Yahweh feels about mixed-race kids. That explains why the Bible-thumpers in the Tea Party movement hate Barack Obama so much.


(If the irony is lost on you in this, there's no hope for you)

Secondly, Jesus has never quoted anything on homosexuality, let alone against it. Granted, if we play the "Jesus is God" card, we can refer to Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13. Of course, on that logic, they should also follow Leviticus 11:10, especially if they plan on eating lobster for Christmas (or is it New Year's). Also, Deuteronomy 10:16 seems interesting. I wonder how they've gotten around to "circumcising their heart". And Deuteronomy 22: 5. Maybe it's no wonder that people call those with such anti-gay rhetoric are labelled bigots whenever they resort to scripture: Because they so obviously pick and choose which ones to follow. What's astonishing is that even the fact that in the case of gay rights, in the stories mentioned, they're winning two out of three. And yet, that is enough to feel threatened and start declaring that their Lord and Saviour is coming soon, since the world is against you. Christianity is being attacked, indeed.





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I can't even begin to cover the point by point horsecrap, so I'll just end with this:

"A few years ago, when Versace was still round. I had this friend who I spoke to, and then we had a sort of argument.  I was saying that women should be careful about how they present themselves outside..."

But wait! There's more!

"And she said 'If the man doesn't like you I dress then that's the man's problem!'"

Wow. Kinda reminds me of that Dave Chappelle skit on men and women.


This was actually accompanied by laughter. Granted, I found it a bit funny as well. But not for the reasons that they likely did. You see what deeply religious folk and conservatives fail to understand, is that this statement is actually true. The suggestion that someone encourages men to behave a certain way because of whatever clothes they're wearing is ridiculous. Granted, that might actually attract men, but then are also the self-righteous moralizers kinda like the guy saying this, who don't like to see that. And simply of this vocal minority in society, the woman can choose to wear whatever she wants.

And yes, I've heard the argument go on to issues of rape and such, but guess what: If a man rapes a woman, it is the rapist who is the criminal. Accusing the women being sexually assaulted of somehow enticing the man would be like blaming the kid for being bullied at school: "You must done something to get his attention". But then the Bible also has screwy "blame the victim" rules, anyway: (Deuteronomy 22:22-23). Let's just ignore the fact that the majority of rape victims know who the perpetrator is, and around 50% of rapes occur in the home of the woman or perpetrator. Also, the argument can go both ways: If a man walks topless in the outside, would you expect women to lose control of themselves and attempt to sexually assault the man? And they have the nerve to talk about how Islam treats their women.




But it gets even better!:

"Then, a few days later Versace died. And then the woman came back and said: 'Yes, you're right , about how women should present themselves.'"


So, let me get this straight: God killed Gianni Versace, or at least withdrew his protection of Gianni Versace for making revealing clothes?


Gee, I would've thought he'd go after, Um, I don't know, Hugh Hefner. The guy who founded Playboy.

But I suppose I wanted to start small, huh? So how exactly did God go through this meticulous plan? Influence a gay prostitute serial killer to murder Versace and then kill himself for the same reason? Amazing how fundies are quick to jump on something bad happening and claim that "Goddidit". And this is supposed to convince people that God is loving, and convert to your faith? I'm a little shocked the woman put down her guns over this. Then again, critical thinking skills these days happen to be expensive.

But wait it gets even better!:

"Vercase, when he was young, saw a prostitute and was influenced by the prostitute...so he decided to make clothes...to seduce men. And that's why the Medusa is the logo of Vercase. Because Medusa is a sex ymbol."

OK, it's possible he read the source I used for this and muddled it up, or he spouted classic bullshit that was uncanny so here it goes:

Firstly, I found nothing on Versace seeing a prostitute when he was young. What I did see is him fascinated by the dominatrix and the prostitute in making his clothing. By then, he was already an adult. With respect to the prostitute, unlike what traditional, Abrahamic moralizers would have you view them as (e.g. "dirty whores"), to Versace prostitutes were heroic. Prostitutes turn their sexuality into a commodity. To Versace, prostitutes were assertive, confident and didn't abide by traditional rules, and thus were powerful. Versace sought to emphasize this in the clothes he made: Feeling powerful, but sexy and feminine. He wasn't trying to turn women into sex objects (He didn't need to, as I'll explain later), he was trying to take them take control of their sexuality and femininity, and not have it dictated by some patriarchal authority figure who tells you to cover up and abide by the same Bronze Age statutes that have influenced society for millenia, where men owned everything about the woman, including her sexuality.

Versace did however, see Medusa in his childhood. I myself wouldn't be so inclined to say that Medusa, the Gorgon, was a sex symbol. Rather, what she represented was a femme fatale. Medusa in Greek Mythology would turn to stone whoever gazed upon her. To Versace, Medusa represented the dangerous and deadly power of women. And as for this seduce men stuff, here's this:

"I wouldn't say the Versace woman is predatory. I would say she is seductive. Women need to seduce in order to achieve their goals. I don't mean seduce men - they need to seduce themselves, because once you seduce yourself, you start to like yourself and are better able to achieve what you want...The brain is the best seduction tool you have. But clothes help too."
 That quote was from Donatella Versace, not Gianni Versace. Also, if you thought that quote was profound. Wait till you read this one:

"I don't like my physique very much."

Gee, no kidding:
You can never have too much plastic surgery with Donatella Versace.
So yes, the basis of Versace clothing has rather consistently been about empowering women, and using taboo roles of women as inspirations to make popular clothing. But let see how the Bible sees women! Surely, it's better than wearing Versace right?

Exodus 20:17: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife,..nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbours." - So the wife is property? Gotcha.

Exodus 21:7-8: "And if a man sells his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go as the menservants do. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her." - Tips on selling your daughter, and what to do if she doesn't make the new master happy.

Leviticus 21:13-14: "And he shall take a wife in her virginity. A widow or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife." - God on who priests who marry. Imagine the irony with the Roman Catholic Church.

Proverbs 9-13: "A foolish woman is clamourous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing" - Foolish women are foolish!

Ephesians 5:22-24: "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: And he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject in Christ, so let the wives be onto their husbands in everything." - So, when your husband comes home from a hard day's work, wives, and says "Bitch! Make me a sandwich!" You do it without question.

I don't even need to further with this. There's been so much B.S. so I'll end with this: You cannot live as how the people wrote the Bible at all, without picking and choosing, especially if you do not live in a Iron Age society. The reason why common objections to the "Good Book" is that its internally inconsistent, racist, sexist, homophobic amongst others is because it is all of these things. And that's understandable because it reflects the sensibilities of that time. But to then pretend it's the eternal guideline of humanity, and we really, really need it because we'd be in bad state without it, is nonsense. Our species managed to survive, build civilizations, and do fine reproducing, even with the homosexuals within social groups (In fact, having one in the family, may have enabled female fertility), thriving, and becoming the most dominant species on Earth for millenia before even the pre-Judaic religion even emerged. All of this because guidelines were put forward to how to behave within the constraints of the society, to keep it effective and to make sure everyone within it survives. Throughout human history, the codes of conduct known as morality has changed and adapted itself as societies grew and became more inclusive. The Bible is reflection of this developing process of morality in its entirety (And for this reason, is arguably the biggest reason for schisms within Christianity).

Thus, it is even more absurd to dictate how others should behave, when you yourselves reap the benefits of the works of those who you'd probably call "secularist" in making civilization, in particular that experienced in the West what it is today. So my request is that you cease dictating what it is people should and shouldn't do unless you have experienced the life of an Iron Age Palestinian, then return to see if this is a life you'd rather all of humanity experience; and in addition sort out the schism crap within your own religion first. For a group that says there's only one truth, you sure have a lot of dumb arguments over which bit is the most important. And finally, it's a bit hard to take seriously the "Christ is coming soon" mantra, when people have been telling others this for 2,000 years, which is a third of the time many of you believe the Earth has existed. So, if you are going to reform your religion, the least you can do is abandon the Young Age Creationism crap. It seriously does harm for your position. Although, I'd prefer it if you do the intellectually honest thing and abandon such paranoid fantasies that put a stranglehold on lives, which are all too brief altogether. Thanks for reading.

(In a world where neurotic wishful thinkers pray to God to give them cars and houses, a missionary has found life much easier, among a people comfortable enough without knowing what the word "god" even means. Anthropology FTW!)

Saturday, 18 December 2010

Fred Has A Movie

Two weeks ago, I was rather shocked when I saw on the bus that a new movie was coming out of an utterly worthless person who is more or less, famous for being a fucking idiot. No, it's not about Kim Kardashian, nor a Jane Goody biopic (although I'd be more comfortable learning about that being made, than this piece of crap). It's a movie about Fred. Fred Durst? Fred Flintstone? Try Fred Figglehorn.

For those of you who don't know who Fred Figglehorn is, you've either never used YouTube in your life, or have not done so prior to 2009. And if this doesn't tell you all you need to know about Fred Figglehorn, then my sincerest apologies for this in advance:



That video at the time of posting this has 5.6 million views. And to emphasize that this is not just a one-off, I present to you this (My sincerest apologies):



In fact, it is videos such as this that had made Fred, the first person to receive a million subscribers, ultimately resting at (as of posting this article) the fourth most subscribed YouTube user of all time, boasting over two million subscribers, 105 million channel views and 667 million video views. If anything, this says more about the sort of people that YouTube is mostly populated with (read: pubescent fangirls and idiots).

There are those who have struggled to describe who or what exactly Fred is, so they accept the official term that he is "a six-year old with a dysfunctional home life and anger management issues". In actuality, the horrible truth is that he is an obnoxious teenager with the mental age of a six-year old, produced through an incestuous relationship between his mother/sister and his father, with a squeaky super-sped squeaky voice who vents his attention defiency onto YouTube. As such, the various aspects of his "life" are given encouragement by pre-teen morons with comments like "OMG! Fred's so funny!" or "I ♥ Fred!" or such nonsense. Worse, out of all the feminine-looking boys I've seen on that website, this guy looks like a parody Bishonen character. He looks like a mix between the main character of Eragon and Fogell from Superbad. In any case, Fred Figglehorn is a hideous character in every sense of the word. He's an awful character. He's also totally weird-looking, and that's before he does that weird thing with his face. And it's these factors that make it hard to even think of a Fred video without feeling physically sick. In fact, it was enough of a struggle to make this post.
 
I still don't understand how anyone watches this mistake of humanity, let alone make a feature film of him.

So I was amazed to see that a film was being made of this horrible creature. In fact, I'll give you a list of hypothetical films of YouTubers past and present, I would've excepted to have been released and would've been watched by me before I even get to Fred:

(I do not necessarily like all of the YouTubers on this list, but I certainly like them more than Fred)

(Oh, and if I don't list a movie title next to the name, then it means that's I think the title should be called)

lonelygirl15 (A Lonely Girl)
itschriscrocker (Leave Britney Alone!: Diary of a Britney Spears Fangirl)
sxephil (Sexy Phil)
LisaNova
Charliescocoollike
ThatGreyBloke
TheAmazingAtheist (Who knows? That might be in the process right now, since his idiot friend SaturnineFilms aka Cody Weber is "an aspiring filmmaker")
DontJealousMe (Don't Jealous Me!)
Hotforwords
ShaneDawsonTV (Shane Dawson Movie)
HappyCabbie
EdwardCurrent (Edward Current: Defender of the Cross!)
VenomFangX (VFX: The Rise and Fall, A Christian Canuck, A Boy Named Shawn, Jimmy Swaggart Jr., Immoral Orel, How to Rip Off Sick Children)
mrevilution777 (Mr. Toad)
MrStripyHead
NewNuma (Numa Numa Kid)
kidrauhl (Justin Bieber: The Movie. Bet ya never expected that, did ya?)
TonyZonday (Chocolate Rain)
blamesocietyfilms (Chad Vader: The Movie)
RayWilliamJohnson (YouTube Movie. Produced by Seltzer and Freidberg, of course)

You get the idea?

Incidentally, Fred's popularity at one point got him interviewed by CNN in which to explain what it is about Fred that makes him popular. Fred, or rather Lucas Craikshank, was far more articulate than his YouTube persona (perhaps because of medication) and explained in full the origins of Fred and his appeal. After watching this, I was rather shocked to discover how Fred came about:



1. Boredom.
2. Video camera nearby.
3. The existence of the website, YouTube.
4. The rest, as they say, is history.



He basically did what any teenager would do, and managed to strike out lucky by making a complete twat of himself for the camera.

And the saddest part about all of this? John Cena plays Fred's dad. I suppose that convinces wrestling fans as to what they suspected all along.: John Cena constantly demands attention.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
 

Now attention whoring isn't bad in itself. I mean, pretty good and worthwhile videos have come out of it, and there's no way people would bother to make videos about themselves if they didn't want the world to see. It's just a bit shocking that characters like Fred not only represents the interests with a significant audience, but it's enough to make a film due to this. I mean, Lucas is listed as a "comedian" on his YouTube and Wikipedia page when nothing he had ever created as Fred was funny. In fact, some of it came as rather creepy and disturbing.

 
This is a comedian.


This is an example of a comedian playing a funny character.

This is a comedian who usually plays annoying characters.

 
This is an example of a kid who acts like a mentally handicapped person on the Internet...and is annoying.
 But then it hit me. And when it did, I longer considered Fred to be poisonous to the future of comedy, or even YouTube comedy. Craikshank said that he created Fred out of boredom. In other words, he probably didn't put a lot of thought into creating this horrid character. And yet, he has 2 million subscribers because his audience loves watching high-pitched dipshits, in whatever "life" he showcases. He also claims that he "parodies other people on YouTube that want to be popular" by playing a frustrated, hyperactive manchild. If this is anything to go by, Craikshank very well  may be one of the greatest parodists of them all.

Not only has he caught the attention of the pool of mental goldfish who go on YouTube, but a movie has been made out of it. And regardless of whether or not it is crap (and judging by the IMDb reviews it is), which person who started out on YouTube can honestly say that a film has been made of them? Certainly not anyone on my list. And with that, I've gotta give him his props for that. He got a film for being creatively lazy, but figuring this would still be enough to get him lots of views on YouTube...and he was right! And with that, this makes the backlash against such a piece of shit character irrelevant. Because to honestly say you hate Fred, and give his videos thumbs down (that's what they do these days on YouTube videos), you have to watch videos of Fred. All of this gives Fred attention. Therefore with the Fred movie, it's exactly the same principle, on a grander scale. So it doesn't matter if Fred gets a deluge of bad reviews by critics, because they had to watch his film to review it in the first place (At least in the U.S., it went direct-to-DVD and shown on Nickolodeon, mercifully spared from the big screen. The British would not be so lucky...). Craikshank simply doesn't care. It's all about the attention. The cash made from it is a fucking bonus. The only ones who may come out looking bad is those who paid to watch it, and hated it. And probably those who took part in the film, in particular, John Cena. Not so much, Pixie Lott.

If I do even find the stomach to watch the Fred movie (Online, of course. Not paying for that when I've already seen enough of him on YouTube for free), I won't even bother to give it a lengthy review give this article, which is more about amazement as to how it is Fred became so popular in the first place that he warranted a movie. Still, Lucas is not sure if he gets bored of Fred and decides to something better, what would become of the character. Although there has been an interesting glimpse of what may become of Fred in the next two decades:



Thank you for reading.

Sunday, 12 December 2010

Lies, Damn Lies, Glenn Beck and Statistics

The hysterical Fox News chief fear-mongerer (and Mormon) Glenn Beck, has again made yet another offensively stupid statement, suggesting that "possibly around 10% of Muslims are terrorists, but PC prevents this from being said"...or something to that effect (don't worry there's a video in that link). Since my, um, rather (deservedly) harsh stance on the Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC) on their absurd objections to the UDHR on the basis of their rigidly dogmatic thinking with respect to human rights, yet the disturbing irony in allowing them to dictate which human rights are, or rather aren't, appropriate to impart to certain groups, I think I should balance it out by defending Muslims. But only in the case that what Glenn Beck spouted was (as usual), bullshit. In fact, I don't actually need to address any of the points made by this pudgy bastard who gets paid to show how completely batshit he is. Because this week, there was someone who did a far better job. Watch the video below:



My heart really weeps for intelligent Americans who have to put up with sensationalist, propaganda being presented as news. It's starting to look like that film Network made in 1972.

Saturday, 11 December 2010

Having Your Cake And Eating It

10 December is Human Rights Day

Quite possibly my favourite observance or holiday. Even more so than Christmas. Basically, it's a celebration of the anniversary of the adoption and proclamation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on the 10th December 1948. Among the authors of the article John Peters Humphrey, a Canadian jurist, human rights activist; and Eleanor Roosevelt, the First Lady of the United States 1933-1945 and civil rights activist. The human rights set fourth in the Declaration are as follows:



Article 1 
All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
Article 2 
Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs, whether it be independent, trust, non-self-governing or under any other limitation of sovereignty.
Article 3 
Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person.
Article 4 
No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.
Article 5 
No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.
Article 6 
Everyone has the right to recognition everywhere as a person before the law.
Article 7 
All are equal before the law and are entitled without any discrimination to equal protection of the law. All are entitled to equal protection against any discrimination in violation of this Declaration and against any incitement to such discrimination.
Article 8 
Everyone has the right to an effective remedy by the competent national tribunals for acts violating the fundamental rights granted him by the constitution or by law.
Article 9 
No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile.
Article 10 
Everyone is entitled in full equality to a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal, in the determination of his rights and obligations and of any criminal charge against him.
Article 11
  1. Everyone charged with a penal offence has the right to be presumed innocent until proved guilty according to law in a public trial at which he has had all the guarantees necessary for his defence.
  2. No one shall be held guilty of any penal offence on account of any act or omission which did not constitute a penal offence, under national or international law, at the time when it was committed. Nor shall a heavier penalty be imposed than the one that was applicable at the time the penal offence was committed.
Article 12 
No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honour and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.
Article 13 
  1. Everyone has the right to freedom of movement and residence within the borders of each state.
  2. Everyone has the right to leave any country, including their own, and to return to their country.
Article 14 
  1. Everyone has the right to seek and to enjoy in other countries asylum from persecution.
  2. This right may not be invoked in the case of prosecutions genuinely arising from non-political crimes or from acts contrary to the purposes and principles of the United Nations.
Article 15 
  1. Everyone has the right to a nationality.
  2. No one shall be arbitrarily deprived of his nationality nor denied the right to change his nationality.
Article 16 
  1. Men and women of full age, without any limitation due to race, nationality or religion, have the right to marry and to found a family. They are entitled to equal rights as to marriage, during marriage and at its dissolution.
  2. Marriage shall be entered into only with the free and full consent of the intending spouses.
  3. The family is the natural and fundamental group unit of society and is entitled to protection by society and the State.
Article 17 
  1. Everyone has the right to own property alone as well as in association with others.
  2. No one shall be arbitrarily deprived of his property.
Article 18 
Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.
Article 19 
Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.
Article 20 
  1. Everyone has the right to freedom of peaceful assembly and association.
  2. No one may be compelled to belong to an association.
Article 21 
  1. Everyone has the right to take part in the government of their country, directly or through freely chosen representatives.
  2. Everyone has the right of equal access to public service in their country.
  3. The will of the people shall be the basis of the authority of government; this will shall be expressed in periodic and genuine elections which shall be by universal and equal suffrage and shall be held by secret vote or by equivalent free voting procedures.
Article 22 
Everyone, as a member of society, has the right to social security and is entitled to realization, through national effort and international co-operation and in accordance with the organisation and resources of each State, of the economic, social and cultural rights indispensable for his dignity and the free development of his personality.
Article 23 
  1. Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment.
  2. Everyone, without any discrimination, has the right to equal pay for equal work.
  3. Everyone who works has the right to just and favourable remuneration ensuring for himself and his family an existence worthy of human dignity, and supplemented, if necessary, by other means of social protection.
  4. Everyone has the right to form and to join trade unions for the protection of his interests.
Article 24 
Everyone has the right to rest and leisure, including reasonable limitation of working hours and periodic holidays with pay.
Article 25 
  1. Everyone has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family, including food, clothing, housing and medical care and necessary social services, and the right to security in the event of unemployment, sickness, disability, widowhood, old age or other lack of livelihood in circumstances beyond his control.
  2. Motherhood and childhood are entitled to special care and assistance. All children, whether born in or out of wedlock, shall enjoy the same social protection.
Article 26 
  1. Everyone has the right to education. Education shall be free, at least in the elementary and fundamental stages. Elementary education shall be compulsory. Technical and professional education shall be made generally available and higher education shall be equally accessible to all on the basis of merit.
  2. Education shall be directed to the full development of the human personality and to the strengthening of respect for human rights and fundamental freedoms. It shall promote understanding, tolerance and friendship among all nations, racial or religious groups, and shall further the activities of the United Nations for the maintenance of peace.
  3. Parents have a prior right to choose the kind of education that shall be given to their children.
Article 27 
  1. Everyone has the right freely to participate in the cultural life of the community, to enjoy the arts and to share in scientific advancement and its benefits.
  2. Everyone has the right to the protection of the moral and material interests resulting from any scientific, literary or artistic production of which he is the author.
Article 28 
Everyone is entitled to a social and international order in which the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration can be fully realised.
Article 29 
  1. Everyone has duties to the community in which alone the free and full development of his personality is possible.
  2. In the exercise of his rights and freedoms, everyone shall be subject only to such limitations as are determined by law solely for the purpose of securing due recognition and respect for the rights and freedoms of others and of meeting the just requirements of morality, public order and the general welfare in a democratic society.
  3. These rights and freedoms may in no case be exercised contrary to the purposes and principles of the United Nations.
Article 30 
Nothing in this Declaration may be interpreted as implying for any State, group or person any right to engage in any activity or to perform any act aimed at the destruction of any of the rights and freedoms set forth herein.

The declaration is adopted by nearly all nations and translated into 375 dialects, and while not legally binding, it serves the basis for binding human rights covenants such as the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights and the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights; as well as the usage of the UDHR to put pressure on governments violating its articles. This then nicely brings me to the main issue I wish to address:

I'm sure many of you are aware of the decision by the Third Commitee of the UN General Assembly which removed references to "sexual orientation" in a resolution protecting people from arbitrary executions, essentially meaning that LGBT people can be executed without so much as an adequate explanation  (non-binding, of course). Interesting in that in doing this, Articles 3, 6 and 9 of the UDHR are violated anyway, but let's consider the groups that were the most adamant in pushing this: The African Group and the Organisation of the Islamic Conference or OIC; both groups have not exactly followed the UDHR to the letter. The latter especially have not being much of team players to the UN.

For instance, they had the nerve to suggest that the UDHR didn't take into account the cultural and religious account into Islamic countries. In 1982, Iranian representative to the United Nations, Said Rajaie-Khorassani said that the UDHR was a "secular understanding of the Judeo-Christian tradition", which could not be implemented by Muslims without trespassing Islamic law. Ignoring the fact that Islam is a Judeo-Christian tradition itself by definition (or to help puritans like him understand, Islam is an Abrahamic religion), and last year, I wrote an article titled: "The Ten Commandments vs. The UDHR", this does highlight a relevant point. To ensure that it is universal, suggestions can be made by other parties on how to improve the declaration to make sure it's compatible with their governments. Unfortunately, several of the countries in the OIC already had a poor track record in respecting the human rights of its own citizens and after having another look at the charter myself, I'm curious as to which articles exactly are incompatible with Islam. Maybe he, or someone else with the same viewpoint, can explain this to me because I don't want to put words in his mouth and say "Islam is incompatible to UDHR, Said told me". That would be jumping the gun, and I might sound like Geert Wilders. So, did they explain exactly which articles they had a problem with, and give suggestions to implementing some that are more inclusive to their culture and beliefs? Oh, Lady Haruhi no. That would mean that they gave a toss about the UDHR. I suppose it's always easier to claim the UDHR has a cultural bias than to face the inadequacies of their own human rights track record. Because universal human rights is a culturally relativistic concept, right? So, they went and adopted their own charter called the Cairo Declaration of Human Rights in Islam in 1990.

Now there's nothing immediately wrong about this, since several other regional groups within the General Assembly. But then they put this their charter:


ARTICLE 1:
(a) All human beings form one family whose members are united by their subordination to Allah and descent from Adam. All men are equal in terms of basic human dignity and basic obligations and responsibilities, without any discrimination on the basis of race, colour, language, belief, sex, religion, political affiliation, social status or other considerations. The true religion is the guarantee for enhancing such dignity along the path to human integrity.
(b) All human beings are Allah's subjects, and the most loved by Him are those who are most beneficial to His subjects, and no one has superiority over another except on the basis of piety and good deeds.
So they immediately put their dogma in the first article? Hmm, OK? So long as it's inclusive of the belief systems of others, the-Oh right, it's not, is it?

ARTICLE 2:
(a) Life is a God-given gift and the right to life is guaranteed to every human being. It is the duty of individuals, societies and states to safeguard this right against any violation, and it is prohibited to take away life except for a shari'ah prescribed reason.
(b) It is forbidden to resort to any means which could result in the genocidal annihilation of mankind.
(c) The preservation of human life throughout the term of time willed by Allah is a duty prescribed by Shari'ah.
(d) Safety from bodily harm is a guaranteed right. It is the duty of the state to safeguard it, and it is prohibited to breach it without a Shari'ah-prescribed reason.

Just out of curiosity, I know that there are different systems of Shari'ah relative to different law schools in Islam, but does apostasy count as "a shari'ah-prescribed reason" to breach Article 2(a) and 2(d)? I mean switching religions is pretty controversial for the members of the OIC, right?

ARTICLE 9:
(a) The seeking of knowledge is an obligation and provision of education is the duty of the society and the State. The State shall ensure the availability of ways and means to acquire education and shall guarantee its diversity in the interest of the society so as to enable man to be acquainted with the religion of Islam and uncover the secrets of the Universe for the benefit of mankind.
(b) Every human being has a right to receive both religious and worldly education from the various institutions of teaching, education and guidance, including the family, the school, the university, the media, etc., and in such an integrated and balanced manner that would develop human personality, strengthen man's faith in Allah and promote man's respect to and defence of both rights and obligations.

ARTICLE 10:
Islam is the religion of true unspoiled nature. It is prohibited to exercise any form of pressure on man or to exploit his poverty or ignorance in order to force him to change his religion to another religion or to atheism.

ARTICLE 11:
(a) Human beings are born free, and no one has the right to enslave, humiliate, oppress or exploit them, and there can be no subjugation but to Allah the Almighty.
(b) Colonialism of all types being one of the most evil forms of enslavement is totally prohibited. Peoples suffering from colonialism have the full right to freedom and self-determination. It is the duty of all States peoples to support the struggle of colonized peoples for the liquidation of all forms of and occupation, and all States and peoples have the right to preserve their independent identity and control over their wealth and natural resources.

Gee, I'm rather reluctant to even touch that with a golf club. So Article 9 shows that it wishes to promote one faith at the expense of all others. Article 10 shows this quite blatantly, and is all kinds of B.S.. For instance, it's quite interesting that it says its forbidden to put pressure on someone, or to make them change their beliefs, as if somehow there no other reasons as to why someone can convert from Islam other than pressure, like for instance said person no longer finds Islam to be a fulfilling way of life or accurate explanation of the human condition. So much for "freedom of religion" (Also, if Islam is "the religion of true, unspoiled nature", wouldn't it logically infer that there wouldn't be anyone de-converting for any reason since it's perfect?). Article 11(b) I have no issues with but again in Article 11(a) it's quite that it is only inclusive of Islam, and uses it as the sole religion as to why human rights are granted in the first place.

ARTICLE 12:

Every man shall have the right, within the framework of the Shari'ah, to free movement and to select his place of residence whether within or outside his country and if persecuted, is entitled to seek asylum in another country. The country of refuge shall be obliged to provide protection to the asylum-seeker until his safety has been attained, unless asylum is motivated by committing an act regarded by the Shari'ah as a crime.

Again, I have to question whether in the case of apostasy, if a person seeking asylum would be rejected by a state which adopts this charter? It is a relevant question.

ARTICLE 16:
Everyone shall have the right to enjoy the fruits of his scientific, literary, artistic or technical labour of which he is the author; and he shall have the right to the protection of his moral and material interests stemming therefrom, provided it is not contrary to the principles of the Shari'ah.

This is fine, but what if someone wishes to make a literary work inspired by Baha'u'llah, the founder of Bah'ai? This is a relevant question since Baha'u'llah according to mainstream Islam is guilty of heresy, specifically a false prophet, and Bah'ais as apostate and heretics. What would happen to the person then?

ARTICLE 22:
(a) Everyone shall have the right to express his opinion freely in such manner as would not be contrary to the principles of the Shari'ah.
(b) Everyone shall have the right to advocate what is right, and propagate what is good, and warn against what is wrong and evil according to the norms of Islamic Shari'ah.
(c) Information is a vital necessity to society. It may not be exploited or misused in such a way as may violate sanctities and the dignity of Prophets, undermine moral and ethical Values or disintegrate, corrupt or harm society or weaken its faith.
(d) It is not permitted to excite nationalistic or doctrinal hatred or to do anything that may be an incitement to any form or racial discrimination.
According to Article 22(a) you have freedom of opinion...so long as it doesn't contradict the Shari'ah, which isn't really freedom of opinion then, is it? While the norms of Islamic Shari'ah does very (kind of) between the OIC, with 22(b) does this mean that LGBT rights, abortion rights, rights to freedom of religion and freedom of opinion are wrong and should be warned against since their outside "the norms of Islamic Shari'ah"? As for 22(c), I have little quarrel with. Although I should note that a lot of criticisms of the religion of Islam seldom violate the dignity of the Prophets of Islam since many of the actions the latter are said to have done are seen as acceptable  within the constraints of Islam (Muhammad and Aisha *cough*). In other words, the actions of the prophets obviously don't violate Islam anyway, since they introduced Islam, according to Islam. So criticisms of Islam, often focus on the actions of the prophets of Islam, specifically what is considered tolerable and acceptable within Islam, but questionable by modern standards e.g. slavery, child sacrifices, child brides etc., as to why Islam is wrong. Clear? 22(d) I have no quarrels with.


ARTICLE 23:
(a) Authority is a trust; and abuse or malicious exploitation thereof is explicitly prohibited, in order to guarantee fundamental human rights.
(b) Everyone shall have the right to participate, directly or indirectly in the administration of his country's public affairs. He shall also have the right to assume public office in accordance with the provisions of Shari'ah.

Let see, according to Article 23(b) you have the right to hold office so long as you're not an apostate, homosexual, or a really opinionated person. A-OK.

Now for the two articles I have the biggest problem with:

ARTICLE 24:
All the rights and freedoms stipulated in this Declaration are subject to the Islamic Shari'ah.

ARTICLE 25:
The Islamic Shari'ah is the only source of reference for the explanation or clarification of any of the articles of this Declaration.
 So, it's made abundantly clear in Articles 24 and 25 (especially Article 25) that this charter is not subordinate to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights at all, but the Islamic Shari'ah. Even in the African Union, their charter, the African Charter on Human and People's Rights, is subordinate to the UDHR. But with the CDHRI it has to be different and not only reaffirm the system they always had, but have it supersede all forms of treaties and protocols in the world. They've demonstrated their contempt for the idea of universal human rights. The OIC basically had a little tantrum over the UDHR because it required them to clean up their act. And because the idea that human rights could be bigger than their dogma was too much for them, they took their ball and went home, returning to produce this shambolic excuse for a charter and claim they promote human rights. And looking at Articles 24 and 25, I seriously don't see how anyone can claim that the CDHRI isn't an alternative to the UDHR and avoid being called dishonest or an absolute idiot by anyone knows fuck all about what UDHR outlines.

And worse, this group has a permanent place in the UN General Assembly, in which they have a platform to voice their objections to references to "sexual orientation" to a bill protecting people from arbitrary executions. When they themselves have shown by producing this laughable charter that they don't care about universal human rights and preserving their own rigid, comparably archaic values, and would much rather drag everyone else with them to fit their idea of universal ethics, but until then bellow "cultural relativism!" or "Bigot!" whenever they're called on their bullshit.

Dr. Adama Dieng, a prominent Senegalese jurist, in 1992 warned the International Commission of Jurists  in Geneva on the grave implications for human rights it may introduce declaring in a statement that:

1. It gravely threatens the inter-cultural consensus on which the international human rights instruments are based; 
 2. It introduces, in the name of the defence of human rights an intolerable discrimination against both non-Muslims and women; 
 3. It reveals a deliberately restrictive character in regard to certain fundamental rights and freedoms, to the point that certain essential provisions are below the legal standards in effect in a number of Muslim countries; 
4. It confirms, under cover of the "Islamic Shari'a (Law)", the legitimacy of practices, such as corporal punishment, which attack the integrity and dignity of the human being.
I should stress that if Dr. Dieng, a practicing Muslim, could see what this article actually represents to the goal of universal human rights, then the UN General Assembly should as well. And it seriously needs to shape up if it is and its goals are to be taken seriously and not allow any excuses for hypocrisy. Especially in the form of pieces of crap being shilled as a human rights charter. But in order to do this, there has to be those fighting the good fight for the rights of those that can't defend themselves in such autocratic governments. And there are those that do so showing no quarter to any form of bullshit infringing on the civil rights within any state. So please support the efforts of the champions of human rights in any way you can, in their battle against human rights abuse:

Amnesty International
Human Rights Watch
International Federation for Human Rights
International Commitee of the Red Cross
Human Rights First