Kanye West Wins O Music Awards (Or MTV Is Retarded...)

So, it's that time of the month again. I get increasingly reluctant to do these posts, but a promise is a promise. So what tedious news surrounding my favourite rapper? Well, apparently Mr. West has won a music award that I've never heard before, nor have a flying fuck about called the O Music Awards. Apparently it's the only award ceremony in which he can't interrupt the acceptance speech...as he himself is the winner. Apparently Kanye West has received a nomination for "Best Tweets", an award that they apparently just made up. That's the thing about Twitter: you have to have to little to say, or mention something either briefly or of nominal importance to anyone to fit 140 characters in. It's not all that appealing to me. Probably need to use it more. However, if Kanye West of all people, out of all the artists in the music industry making hits this year, has something of the best tweets, then it says a lot about how interesting and/or insightful our internet-savvy musicians are. Which is to say "not very". Oh, that's right...He was the only nominee there wasn't he? Well, I for one, am proud of Kanye for winning an award that I never heard, much less gave a fuck of, and MTV made the right choice. I mean, who else than top tweets such as this:

And as for MTV, I'd never thought I'd see the day that you'd give awards for music stars on something that isn't music. But you've outdone yourselves haven't you? As you persist in this moronic celebuton nonsense, you might as well drop the "M" from your network. You have become E!-lite. You guys have stopped giving two shits about music whatsoever, and it has become nothing more than a commodity, which you merely make music awards out of tradition. You've stopped giving a fuck ages ago. And that's why you're network is garbage. I won't even ask you next time to actually give, Kanye, no, any music artist, an award beased on the music they produce, not stupid ass tweets, since you guys have ceased giving a fuck a long time ago.Readers, hold on your books tight because this will be a bumpy ride to the imminent Idiocracy!